roboctopus
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Round 2 died coz someone posted a non-question. Round 3, y’all.
You are walking through the forest and find a poker table, cards, chips and all. A hand is face-up on the table, next to a still cold scotch on the rocks and a smoldering cigar.
Do you suspect ghosts, aliens, or a trans-dimensional parallel universe card tournament?
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frostbyte
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Ghosts.
You decide to pick up the cigar and take a drag.
What do you do next?
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bitman
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Put on my wifebeater and go to town on the town to paint the town red. With my sledgehammer.
What was your least favorite toy as a child?
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djcats
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Oddly enough is was my gameboy color.
What human being inspires you?
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parallelis
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John Lee. more famous person: Donald Glover
Have you ever made a film?
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frostbyte
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Oh yea ;D
What did you think of FDR?
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parallelis
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really awesome president. though i still think he’s second best to James K. Polk. that man made america what it is.
Do you love George Michael?
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roboctopus
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I’d love George Michael more if he had seized the whole Southwest from Mexico. Or made sure the tariffs fell. Or built an independent treasury. But “Faith” is pretty tasty…
Would you rather time travel to the past or the future?
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vcmg
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I’d probably time travel back to the early 80s. Lots of near stuff happened and I want to be able to experience it firsthand.
Do you understand modern art?
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eelektross
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No one understands art.
If you could own a tortoise large enough to ride, would you ride it everywhere?
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PANDAstar
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Damn straight! I’d also pimp my ride out.
Are you a ketchup, mustard, or mayonaise person?
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Solarbear
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Mustard! Easy peasy!
Do you think beards are sexy?
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9-Heart
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Not really sexy, i guess. I mean i never meet a woman with beard so i can’t really say.
But i would like to have a cool beard.
Or the sideburns Travis Touchdown has in No More Heroes, they are the Beards of the Future!
How do you think about German People?
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roboctopus
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I have one, so I’d like to think they are 
Would you accept a salary of $1 million dollars a year if you had to agree to eat the exact same thing for every meal?
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idevourstatic
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I *LOOOOVE* German people, make awesome music and they taste great.
Yes I would accept $1mill, to eat the same thing for every meanl as I basicly do that allready due to being poor xD
@solox —-> 
how do you go peepee on the bigboy potty????
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Dire Hit
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Magnets.
What ligitimate religion is the craziest in your opinion?
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Solarbear
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Scientology.
Oh wait. It has to be LEGITIMATE. Fuck it.
Who is the most manly current dictator?
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Dire Hit
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@solarbear
I SAID LIGITIMATE.
Kim Jong Un. He will invade any country that has cake.
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Dire Hit
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Now, kaiba, say you were riding a motorcycle. And just for the sake if argument, on said motorcycle you were playing a card game. What would this be?
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jredd
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Black Jack, so I could yell “Hit me!”
Would you eat a box of “Mad Max” Cereal?
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